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- A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population. (Ed. Nice job if you can get it!)
- A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot
- The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom
- The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
- Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings
- The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom
- The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other. (Ed. My favourite!)
- Iron was discovered because someone smelt it
- A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in the winter
- Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper. (Ed. Ouch!)
- Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water
- Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars
- The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off
- A mother took her six-year old daughter to the ballet, for the first time, and the little girl watched wide-eyed as the ballerinas pranced around the stage on their toes. When the ballet was over, the mother asked her daughter what she'd thought of it. The little girl replied, "Well, I think it would have beeen easier if they had just hired taller dancers"