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- If at first you don't succeed, deny you were even trying
- He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit
- Artificial Intelligence is no substitute for natural stupidity
- He who laughs last thinks slowest
- Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with a baseball bat
- The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made
- The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it
- When you're in it up to your neck, keep your mouth shut
- Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more
- On the other hand you have different fingers.
- A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
- The things that come to those who wait are the things that were left by those who got there first.
- You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
- You can't have everything....where would you put it?