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This section covers various things that make me laugh, which I've collected over the years
from books, websites, TV programs and radio. I hope you enjoy them too...
I Wonder...
- What if there were no hypothetical situations?
- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
- Why is the word abbreviation so long?
- Why isn't "phonetic" spelt the way it sounds?
- If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do they all have to?
- What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?
- Why isn't there a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
- Why do kamikase pilots wear crash helmets?
- If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
- What's another word for "synonym"?
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- If something is neither here nor there, where the hell is it?
- If space is infinite, how come you can never find anywhere to park?
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