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This section covers various things that make me laugh, which I've collected over the years from books, websites, TV programs and radio. I hope you enjoy them too...

Insurance Claim Quotes Kids Quotes CV Gaffes
Words To Live By Losing Something in Translation? I Wonder...
Definitions The Parents Dictionary Men's Thoughts About Women
Air Force Maintenance Silly Signs "Colemanballs"
Employee Performance Social Security Requests Don't You Just Hate it When...
Useful Put-Downs Alternative Dictionary Writing Tips



I Wonder...



  • What if there were no hypothetical situations?
  • Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  • Why is the word abbreviation so long?
  • Why isn't "phonetic" spelt the way it sounds?
  • If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do they all have to?
  • What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?
  • Why isn't there a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
  • Why do kamikase pilots wear crash helmets?
  • If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
  • What's another word for "synonym"?
  • If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys?
  • Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  • If something is neither here nor there, where the hell is it?
  • If space is infinite, how come you can never find anywhere to park?