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- Absurdity: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with ones own opinion
- Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves
- Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery
- Antonym: The opposite of the word you're desperately trying to think of
- Banker: a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain
- Barometer: An ingenious instrument which tells us what kind of weather we are having
- Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen
- Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think
- Classic: a book that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read
- Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision causes him to see things as they actually are, rather than as they ought to be
- Diplomacy: Letting them have it your way
- Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me
- Hangover: The wrath of grapes
- Intoxicated: When you feel sophisticated, but can't say it
- Logic: An organised way of going wrong with confidence
- Quark: The sound made by a well-bred duck
- Shin: A handy device for finding furniture in the dark