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This section covers various things that make me laugh, which I've collected over the years from books, websites, TV programs and radio. I hope you enjoy them too...

Insurance Claim Quotes Kids Quotes CV Gaffes
Words To Live By Losing Something in Translation? I Wonder...
Definitions The Parents Dictionary Men's Thoughts About Women
Air Force Maintenance Silly Signs "Colemanballs"
Employee Performance Social Security Requests Don't You Just Hate it When...
Useful Put-Downs Alternative Dictionary Writing Tips



Silly Signs



  • At a Santa Fe petrol station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container"
  • In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed"
  • In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home"
  • In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center"
  • At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel"
  • In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves"
  • On the grounds of a public school: "No trespassing without permission"