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- Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces
- I want some repairs doing to my cooker as it backfired and burnt my knob off
- The toilet is blocked and we can't bath the children until it is cleared
- The man next door has a large erection in his back garden which is unsightly and dangerous
- Our kitchen floor is very damp and we have two children and we would like a third so will you please send somebody round to do something about it
- I am pleased to inform you that my husband, who was reported missing, is dead
- Sir, I am forwarding my marriage certificate and two children - one of which is a mistake as you will see
- My husband is diabetic and has to take insolence regular but he finds he is lethargic to it
- In accordance with your instructions I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope
- I am very annoyed to find you have branded my son illiterate. This is a lie as I married his father a week before he was born
- I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage
- The toilet seat is cracked - where do I stand?