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This section covers various things that make me laugh, which I've collected over the years from books, websites, TV programs and radio. I hope you enjoy them too...

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Useful Put-Downs Alternative Dictionary Writing Tips



Useful Put-Downs

On days when you simply can't be bothered, or your boss gives you a task at 5:15 with the helpful comment "no rush, first thing tomorrow will be fine", sometimes the only course of action is a snappy putdown - even if all you dare do is think it quietly to yourself...

  • Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
  • This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
  • I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
  • How about "never". Is "never" good for you?
  • I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
  • I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message...
  • I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.
    and my favourite...
  • Do I look like a fucking people person??