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This section covers various things that make me laugh, which I've collected over the years
from books, websites, TV programs and radio. I hope you enjoy them too...
Useful Put-Downs
On days when you simply can't be bothered, or your boss gives you a task at 5:15 with the helpful comment "no rush, first thing tomorrow will be fine", sometimes the only course of action is a snappy putdown - even if all you dare do is think it quietly to yourself...
- Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
- This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
- How about "never". Is "never" good for you?
- I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
- I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message...
- I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.
and my favourite...
- Do I look like a fucking people person??
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